- mc donalds delivery, good evening, may i help you?
- this is the zodiac speaking
- hello mr. zodiac, do you wanna know our special offers for today?
- no, i already know what i want
- i'm listening, sir
- iorewu kldsajkl ashdbb sdaçasldkphew
- pardon me sir, i didn't get it, did you say a super size big mac?
- oh, sorry, i was speaking codish, you know, i have a code that no one has ever deciphered, i'm clever, and all that stuff..
- good for you, sir
- thanks, well, after all i'm the zoo-di-aac..big killer, big guy, do you know, i was on the news, on the tv, newspapers, i was almost caught one day, and then
- great, sir, i'm sorry to interrupt you but there are other people waiting to get their calls taken, are you ready to place your order?
- yes, sure, as i was saying...i want a happy meal
- coke and cheeseburger?
- yeah, how did you know it? you're quick, if you were older you could be working with me!
- thank you. which spiderman figure do you prefer?
- well...err...the one with mary jane, the..
- ok, then. that's six dollar and ninety five. do you need change?
- just a second - hey, MOOOM? MOO..- hold on a minute, will ya? - MOOM??? DO YOU NEED CHANGE? no darling, we're ok, thanks
- your order will take about 45 minutes. just to check, zodiac, you live on 32 Fresno street, vallejo, is that correct sir?
- yes. but now you know too much...i'll have to kill you
- no you won't
- yeah, i will
- no.. you...won't
- if you say so...then chop chop, ok?
- anything else, sir?
- nope
- so thank you for choosing mc donalds, have a nice evening
- you too...bye...
Saturday, June 02, 2007
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